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If I Was A Serial Killer I Would Be Richard Ramirez... [Apr. 1st, 2010|01:27 pm]
New Post on IvyBlue.Net: If I Was A Serial Killer I Would Be Richard Ramirez... http://tinyurl.com/yz46xaw
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3 For $25.00 Photo Inventory Clearance Sale!!! [Oct. 21st, 2009|08:51 pm]
Please see my website for the photos included in the sale and fill in the order form in my shop to order!!!

This is a clearance sale so photos are limited and once they're gone, they're gone.
These will never again be available!!!


Much Love!
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I received this email via the Wildlife Waystation Volunteer Mailing List a
few days ago.
If it's feasible for you & your financial situation to help, please do.
The work we do there is indispensible and directly from the heart.




Dear Friends,

I have a only a few moments to spare.

Evacuating the last 40 of our 400 animals right now.

The fire that broke out on August 26 has turned out to be possibly the largest fire in California’s history. Two firefighters have lost their lives fighting this hungry blaze. Our hearts go out to them. The latest reports say over 140,000 acres have been burned.

It wasn’t until Monday, Aug 31, that we were ordered to evacuate. Firefighters informed us that the fire was out of control and it looked like the Waystation was in its direct path.

We began working with other animal facilities to find temporary homes for our beloved animal residents. The evacuation process began.

We continued our evacuation efforts on Tuesday.

Evacuation of our animals begins


Then on Wednesday firefighters told us it seemed the fire was calming and we would be spared. We began seeking approval from authorities to start bringing our animals home.

I just received word that the fires have come around to the north of us and once again we are in grave danger.

We are moving the rest of our animals right now.

We need your help now! You know we operate on a shoestring budget.

We cannot and WILL NOT SURVIVE this without your immediate support.

I beg of you. Please give generously and please give NOW. If you prefer to help by check please use the address above.

Our beloved animals on the way to
temporary facility

Finding temporary homes for 400 animals and moving them to their new locations out of the raging fire’s path is a huge undertaking. If not for the myriad of animal loving friends and volunteers, our animals would never have made it to safety. God bless every one of them.

However, the costs of this emergency evacuation are astronomical. Additional staffing at the temporary facilities for the public’s safety and well-being of our animal friends, and getting food and medicine for our animals is adding up hour by hour.

We truly need your support now.

I’ve got to get back to work here securing the lives of our animals and organizing the care for them at the temporary facilities.

I pray that the Wildlife Waystation somehow escapes being obliterated by this intensively hot, out of control wildfire.

I also pray you won’t let me, the staff, our volunteers and our magnificent, innocent animals down. Please forward this on to family and friends informing them of this emergency and asking for their help.

In the meantime, we need you now, like never before!


Martine Colette.

PS. I’ll update you on the situation as soon as I know more. Thank you for being a wonderful friend to the Waystation and our beautiful animal residents over the years. Many of our animals would have perished without your support.

Looking out the gates of Wildlife Waystation

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Today Is The Last Day For Ivy Blue Photo Orders!!! [Apr. 22nd, 2009|09:56 am]
Everything is going into storage for at least a month so I won't be able to fulfill any more orders until after I'm moved and settled in Vegas!

Please Place An Order To Help Pay For My Move!!!

My Brand New Photos by Amazing Fetish Photographer Jim Groves are at the bottom!!!

Thanks so much!
Xoxo ~Ivy~

Email me through Myspace to order.

Please be sure to include the following:

1. Photo Number or Item Name

2. Quantity

3. Shipping address (So I can calculate shipping)

4 Whether or not you want it signed (If yes, on the front or the back)

5. I accept Paypal Payments and Postal Money Orders (MUST BE purchased from the Post Office) Exclusively
(Sorry, NO Personal Checks)


$10.00 each plus Shipping & Packaging

8x10 & 10x8









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27 - Only 5 Left!!!












39 - Only 1 Left!!!

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44 - Sold Out!!!



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See Me Like You Never Thought You Would!!! (Video) [Apr. 5th, 2009|10:04 am]
I’ve received so many letters begging me to give you more so I thought I’d make something special for everyone.

Watch this promo clip to get an idea of what I’ve put together…

Want to see the whole clip?
Trust me it’s worth it!
You won’t believe what I did at the end!

You can download this clip and watch it on your computer, iPhone/iPod or Zune. Here is the best part…I am giving this clip to everyone on my friends list for only $1.69!!!!

This is my gift to everyone who has been so supportive over the years. I can’t thank all of you enough but this is definitely a great start. Enjoy and please let me know what you think!!!

Xoxo ~Ivy~
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Twitter Rant... [Mar. 31st, 2009|06:09 pm]
Follow Me... http://twitter.com/Ivy_Blue

What in the flying fuck is wrong with people??? Seriously. I need a fucking vacation.

Between the rude, ignorant men telling me in a public comment that they want to pound me in the ass and then privately emailing me and being

all sweet and "hoping we can chat soon," to the borderline retarded people who think it's "cool" to be stupid.

Or the ones who write me and say seriously abusive things and then are proud because it "got my attention" when their nice comments didn't.

I honestly don't even know what to say or how to react anymore. I'm at a complete loss. *throw hands in air*

Dear General Public, that organ rotting in your skull....FUCKING STIMULATE IT!!!!

Dear General Public, Negative attention and positive attention: two completely different things!!! FUCKING HELLO! AM I GETTING THROUGH???

The real kicker is that I don't even do porn. I can't even begin to fathom how bad it is for those girls.

I guess I just want, so badly, for people to want to be nice, to want to be intelligent, to want to improve themselves & the world.

Seems it's a losing battle but I have a hard time giving up on things that I'm passionate about.

And to the Jesus Freaks...I'm not the one you should be praying for. Don't judge a book by it's cover.

If they spent even half the time & energy being good humans as they do misjudging and praying for the wrong people it would already be a

better world.

Judging from all the comments I'm getting I can clearly see that I'm spouting off to the wrong people. *steps off soapbox*

Thank all of you so much for not being the general public! I love you.

@razorbladedream You're right and it breaks my heart. I wish I had the power to change that.

Newsflash Girls!!!

You can be Sexy AND Intelligent AND Nice! If you have to dumb yourself down or be a rude bitch

to get a guy or anything for that matter then he's/it's not worth the spit on the bottom of your shoe.

People constantly tell me that my expectations are too high. I hold myself up to high expectations

so the people surrounding me damn well better be held up to the same expectations.

If you're not man enough or woman enough to handle that then step the fuck back because you're wasting both our time.
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Guts Vs. Balls... [Mar. 27th, 2009|09:29 pm]
Guts or Balls? There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate further
confusion, the following definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
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(no subject) [Mar. 21st, 2009|04:16 pm]
If you could live in any city in the U.S. which would it be and why?
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An Elderly Man In West Virginia... [Mar. 19th, 2009|10:33 pm]
Skinny Dipping...

An elderly man in West Virginia had owned a large farm for several Years. He had a large pond in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so He fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a Five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with Glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women Skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast.
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Jane And Arlene Are Outside Their Nursing Home... [Mar. 19th, 2009|05:12 pm]
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.
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